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  honeybottledrip:

  this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

  (via thebestoftumbling)

  8 Dec 2020

• konyboy:

  besidemuke:

  konyboy:

  im like 2% cute and 98% single

  Can you be 100% mine?

  no

  (via forgave)

  8 Dec 2020

• raygunbradbury:

  dracomalfoyofficial:

  i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

  Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

  (via thebestoftumbling)

  8 Dec 2020
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  punprincess321:

  thesubcon10ent:

  indiedrone:

  kateordie:

  indiedrone:

  fullblownpanic:

  americanhorrorstoryforreal:

  fiona-supreme-of-my-heart:

  fullblownpanic:

  indiedrone:

  but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

  

  same

  Jesus

  I bet those two are couple now..

  I’m gay

  me too

  This is such a great story
  

  

  update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

  Some fool: Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history!

  Tumblr users indiedrone and fullblownpanic: oh really? Watch this

  This is hilarious and adorable

  (via dulect)

  17 Jul 2020

• mongoliantiger:

  When you answer someone with sarcasm and they get really offended.

  

  

  (via dulect)

  17 Jul 2020

• thinsquids:

  yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

  (via jigglypuffsvevo)

  26 Jun 2020

• alohammora:

  punkbonnibel:

  I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

  When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

  (via sorry)

  26 Jun 2020

• nickthegeekbear:

  hotcommunist:

  rehlaxe:

  Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

  they all looked at the moon
  they’re all dead
  the moon is killing people
  wake up america

  

  (Source: rehlaxe, via only1600kids)

  26 Jun 2020
• jeanettehayes:

  this is the video that made me insane

  (via zackisontumblr)

  26 Jun 2020
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  eosrising:

  annaanxiety:

  this is like the funniest toph moment ever

  The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’

  And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara

  (via dulect)

  9 Jun 2020

• fugofighters:

  guccixcucci:

  free-range-tiddies:

  guccixcucci:

  

  

  PLEASE. THIS IS SO FUNNY

  LIL MANS WENT TF OFF!!!!

  

  He said bitch you’re going to hell AND your hair is ugly

  

  (via dulect)

  11 May 2020
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  feministsupernatural:

  royaltyfashion:

  royalwatcher:

  this picture is killing me

  Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Puttin

  Putin doesn’t even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie.

  (via may)

  11 May 2020
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  (via may)

  11 May 2020

• harryedward:

  i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes 

  (via may)

  11 May 2020

• saywhat-politics:

  

  (via sorry)

  10 May 2020